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A courtroom quotation (from things people said)

  • Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
  • Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
  • Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
  • Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

posted : Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

this is the captain speaking: “be advised that we are doing another approach due to some stray dogs on the runway, thank you for flying with us…”
this is the captain speaking: “be advised that we are doing another approach due to some stray dogs on the runway, thank you for flying with us…”

posted : Thursday, May 21st, 2009

“baycleaner 502” @ MYC
“baycleaner 502” @ MYC

posted : Monday, May 18th, 2009

overview of bugo coming from carmen hill road
overview of bugo coming from carmen hill road

posted : Sunday, May 17th, 2009

a refreshing glass of calamansi juice
a refreshing glass of calamansi juice

posted : Saturday, May 16th, 2009